Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Poem about Economics
|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...