Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...