Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...