The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...