How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...