Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...