Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...