Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...