Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...