TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...