Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Photo From Nudist
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...