Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...