The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...