Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...