The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...