If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...