I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Call the Doctor
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Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Duck sentence.
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Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem…
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Holiday Banana Bread
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