Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...