Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...