The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...