Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...