Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...