Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...