Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...