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10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
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10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Give chocolate pudding
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Psychiatrist Handyman
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A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Three blind mice!
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