No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...