Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...