A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Cigarette problems
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Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...