The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Arkansan Citizens Trip
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...