Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...