Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...