Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...