Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...