Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...