All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...