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A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
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Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Are the pilots flying blind?
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Canada America
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To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
Prison Versus Housewives
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