A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...