Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...