What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...