A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....