Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...