2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...