Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...