The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...