Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...