The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....