Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...