Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...