Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...