Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...